wisdom wednesday – 11 april 2012

In dishonor of tax time, I thought I’d highlight a few of my favorite tax/IRS quotes:

“What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin.”

~Mark Twain

“I’m proud to pay taxes in the United States; the only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money.”

~Arthur Godfrey

“It’s income tax time again, Americans: time to gather up those receipts, get out those tax forms, sharpen up that pencil, and stab yourself in the aorta.”

~Dave Barry

And, finally, another Mark Twain quote (you’ll be seeing lots of his on this blog –  I think the man was a genius!):

“We’ve got so much taxation. I don’t know of a single foreign product that enters this country untaxed except the answer to prayer.”

Happy filing!